Archive for the ‘Open Letters’ Category

Letter To My Son On His 2nd Birthday: Life Is All About Money (And Throwing Rocks)

Dear Z: I’m actually writing this birthday letter to you nine days after your 2nd birthday. What can I say, life is complex and I haven’t had time until now. But I’m eternally grateful to you for reminding me that life can be simple.

Hey Scottrade Actor Chad Ridgeway: New Ads Soon? Don’t Leave Me Hanging…Chad (VIDEOS)

Dear Chad: I wanted to say thanks for the follow on Twitter last week. I fully appreciate all of my early @TheBasisPoint followers, but your follow hit me right in the feelings. I think it’s because of your phrases like “it hurt me too, right in the feelings,” and because of the epic pinky ring [...]

Open Letter To ‘Kick Ass’ Movie Producers: Here’s How It’s Really Done

To The Makers of ‘Kick Ass’: Saw your movie Kick Ass topped Friday box office. That’s great for you. The movie’s title does indeed do what it says, but not as much as the title from this mock Beavis & Butthead movie poster we unearthed.

Open Letter To FoxBusiness’ Cody Willard: Keep Your Hair Short Dude, The UPS ‘Lady Wig’ Guy Era Is Over

Dear Cody: I checked into your Happy Hour show yesterday on FoxBusiness and saw you cut your hair. I’m writing to say: good choice and keep it short. I know you’re a rocker by night and all that, but you were looking eerily like the UPS guy (a side-by-side visual aid provided here), and as [...]

Open Letter To Recently Departed CNBC Frontman Dylan Ratigan

Dear Dylan: I read about your fiery departure from CNBC, and that’s the only way I would have heard about it because I stopped watching CNBC around January 2008.

 
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