Decaf shall be called by it’s real name: Disappointment Water

Don’t start your week weak. Let’s kick off Monday with two coffee proclamations from Stephen Colbert’s Big Furry Hat. Excerpts and queued up video below.

-Any mug reading “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee” must now be replaced with one reading “I’m the acceptable kind of drug addict.”

-And decaf coffee shall be called by it’s real name: Disappointment Water.