$100m Diamond Caper Pulled Off Without A Hitch

With world economies hemorrhaging jobs, it’s no surprise that people with too much time on their hands are planning capers. The latest happened Thursday night in Paris where four “major pros” held up a famous jewelery boutique and made off with $100 million in diamonds—pros who, by the way, are thought to be connected in Eastern Europe because as any savvy crew knows, you can’t move stolen ice in Western Europe without getting pinched. Much prettier than this caper where a dog ate the diamond or this caper where Mr. Blonde shot up the place and turned a nice easy job into a paranoid Mexican standoff.

So in addition to giving whole new meaning to our ‘Jobs’ tag below, this should either give people inspiration to do more of the same or new fodder to create the next great caper flick. We’ll take a pass on the former and hope we can live out our caper aspirations in movie form thanks to this latest band of pros providing inspiration to the next Tarantinos and Ritchies of the world.