Best Privacy Policy Update Ever

Josh Brown crushes all day everyday with perfectly timed comments, but this one in particular made me spit out my milk and cookies laughing.

***Updated Privacy Policy***

This Twitter account utilizes cookies, primarily to fill a hole in its soul from parents’ divorce in the late 1990’s. But that hole is unfillable, actually growing deeper and blacker with each passing year.

Please click “agree” ?

— Downtown Josh Brown (@ReformedBroker) May 25, 2018

And here’s a good primer in case you’re still wondering why your email is flooded with privacy policy updates.