Humorist Andy Borowitz: I Am Too Big To Fail
Good piece by Andy Borowitz, humor writer for The New Yorker. Too Big To Fail, traces the economic death spiral if Andy isn’t given $5 million … no $10 million to rescue him from a rapidly deteriorating financial situation: his doorman won’t get tipped, who then won’t be able to buy booze from the corner store owner, who then won’t be able to buy internet porn. And as Andy points out, internet porn is the only fundamentally sound engine of the American economy. Economic storm clouds just gets darker from there…