Off Topic Post: Company Recalls Machetes for Laceration Hazard

Swerve aside Toyota. There’s a bigger, badder consumer recall notice on the loose now: Gerber Legendary Blades Recalls Machetes Due To Laceration Hazard. Totally off topic but hilarious. And true. Click the link for the full story, and below is the picture of the recalled machete. That machete is a laceration hazard? Are you sure? (Note to Seth and Amy on SNL: this is your next ‘Really?’ segment).