Get Rich Quick. Seriously, This is The Real Deal of A Lifetime*
It’s been awhile since emails from an Algerian princes offered untold riches in exchange for your name, social security number and bank wire instructions. That’s unfortunate because most of us could certainly use untold riches in this wintry economic climate. But it looks like our luck is changing, see the email that just came through today:
Attention: Strictly Confidential
FROM: johngeorgelane@fundinvestmentmanagers.com
I am Mr. Lane George John, I work with one of the largest Investment Company here in London England. Basically, we are into Fund Management and Portfolio Investments. My Deceased Client Willie Jackson Sr., 61 years of NJ USA, made a Deposit of Investment Fund valued at ???? (amount not disclosed now for security reasons) with a Bank here in London United Kingdom and unfortunately lost his life aboard Egypt Air Flight 990, which crashed into the Atlantic Ocean on October 31,1999 (See news story) and left no clear beneficiary as Next of Kin as he has not completed all of his investment paper works with my company.
As the Fund Manager of the deceased, I have the file of the deceased that contains his investment instructions, so the bank is unaware that the deceased does not state his next of kin. Usually, it is our policy to commence investment for client when our investment-receiving bank receives their payments. Under a clear and legitimate agreement with you, I shall present you as the next of Kin, to claim the fund, so that the bank or Government will not confiscate the Fund. Should you be willing to work with me, do send your full legal name and contact address, phone and fax no, age and marital status. I will get back to you for more details.
Best Regards
Mr. Lane George John.
It was wise for you to be dubious of Algerian princes because who even knows where Algeria is? But this is a distinguished British businessman specializing in Fund Management and Portfolio Investments. He even capitalized those terms, so you know he’s the real deal … and you know you don’t have to verify the Egypt Air Flight because Mr John already linked to a news story about it. So as a public service, we’re providing this information to you at no charge. We wish you the best, and hope you remember the small people when you become officially designated Next of Kin with untold riches in The Bank.