Incredible ‘Business-Man’ Has Salary of 10 Regular Men

The Onion isn’t just getting funnier after all these years, they’re also getting better at resending older content to fit current context. Latest example is @TheOnion unearthing this 2009 gem on Twitter this morning to fit in to summer superhero movie season:

Incredible ‘Business-Man’ Has Salary of 10 Regular Men
This invincible, superhuman associate is reportedly able to leap from assistant manager to vice president of operations in a single bound, and is believed to have a secret headquarters somewhere deep within the suburbs, where by night he assumes the identity of a mild-mannered family man.

Go read the rest to find out where this superhero draws his power from. Desk jockeys everywhere will laugh out loud.