Zuck’s rap on Meta Ray-Bans will win some over and wear the rest down

I’ll admit the Meta Ray-Bans are the coolest smart glasses ever released.

Google Glass was bullied out of a bar, then the market.

Snap Spectacles are too cool for most people to pull off.

But everyone can pull off Ray-Ban classic styling.

This is why Meta Ray-Bans will win as Zuck, with his new rapper vibe, keeps spitting verses about ‘anti-social’ phones till we’re all multi-focal drones.

All blindly recording each other because: Content!

Plus, look how cool we look!

And the privacy thing is totally cool too, don’t worry.

Meta’s Human Rights Report is totally clear that they’re “exploring several courses of action in consideration of bystanders.”

The Move Fast And Break Things DNA is fully encoded into this Meta Ray-Ban privacy policy statement.

But at least all us bystanders will look cool as we’re worn down and/or won over by Zuck’s cool era.

Hit the links below for his latest rap, and the Google Glass bar story.

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Reference:

– Mark Zuckerberg said social media on phones can be ‘anti-social,’ which is part of why he cares about Ray-Ban smart glasses (BI)

– Will Apple Vision Pro make AR headset wearers less punchable? (TBP)